September 7, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 10 Comments
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I was in a bus from school with two girls. One gave me a cupcake which was delicious but obviously full of an aphrodisiac. I wanted to get fucked by one of the girls really bad. So we got out of the bus into the woods. We got naked and I was all excited but then I heard a voice coming out of the ground. I looked around and saw a cave in the ground with very strange people, looking like a mix of aliens and dinosaurs, painted red and black in it. They asked me to help them with their young ones. I realised (for some reason) that the whole cupcake/sex thing was just a conspiracy to get me into that cave, to these people.
It worked out in their favour. I ran away from the aliensaurs even if they were acting all friendly, I didn’t trust them. They were speaking in something that can hardly be described as a language. It was rather some kind of noise. But it made sense in my head. I ran until I met some Iroquois who asked me if I would allow them to fight against the aliensaurs. I agreed. Everyone was happy.
I walked on until I found a huge library (still under the ground, mind you). It was the private library of Terry Pratchett. I wasn’t surprised to see him. We talked about Dennis Cooper and how I know this incredible, creative, talented and sexy boy named Koes and that I think that Koes isn’t real but a creation of Dennis that was brought to life with an ancient ritual that involves a lot of blood and the castration of four boys by a witch (Mr Pratchett seemed honestly interested).
I promenaded through the library which was not only full of books but also different skeletons, strange living (?) animals, oddly stiff bodies and some very bizarre objects which made me feel uncomfortable just because of their geometry. I couldn’t help thinking about Lovecraft and was wondering if the Great Old Ones were real and If they have anything to do with these aliensaurs. It just seemed natural that gods could become real in a place like this.
I entered a room with a table, two men sitting at it, having cake, They were dressed like French noblemen of the 18th century. They asked me to join them and I did. In this moment I realised that I’m still naked and even had an erection but I wasn’t embarrassed and the two man didn’t seem to notice anything strange.
I talked about something with the men when I became aware of a boy who was in the same room. He was playing with a ball near a tree that was growing in the middle of the room. One of the men called him and he came to our table and with one of his fingers he was tasting some cream of one of the cakes. He was incredibly beautiful and scary at the same time.
His face was nearly white (I think he was wearing powder) but his cheeks had a soft red tone. He had long, white hair, bound to a braid with a black hair bow. Besides that he was completely naked. He must have been around 13. When he spoke to one of the men I heard his fragile silver voice. I couldn’t understand what he was saying but the man told him something about me. It seemed like that the boy noticed me only in this very moment. He was standing in front of me and touched my face, kissed my forehead and then he slapped me. I felt warm blood in my mouth and woke up.
September 2, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 5 Comments
The Sweet Juniper blog has a gallery of abandoned Detroit houses that are being overcome by the foliage around them, trees and shrubs and plants growing around, on and in them. (via Boing Boing)
August 31, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 0 Comments
Is it you?

August 30, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 5 Comments
"The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive…but in spite of their religion, not because of it. The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetic in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve. And every step in astronomy and geology ever taken has been opposed by bigotry and superstition. The Greeks surpassed us in artistic culture and in architecture five hundred years before Christian religion was born."
- Mark Twain
August 23, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 6 Comments
…in Sweden :p

August 21, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 4 Comments
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August 19, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 3 Comments
Oh my green blossom, it’s so hot outside. I’ll go skinny dipping with Soja next Friday but besides that there’s hardly a way to avoid getting beat by the sun. Ugh. But I’ll try to enjoy it. Cold cake & milk and my Victorian hustler are definitely helpful. And being nekkid all day :p
Do you remember about darth hamster by the way? I blogged one of his videos at milkboys a while ago and was kinda surprised that I didn’t get angry mails from his mum (happens with nearly all YouTubers besides Joe). I found his tumblelog today (thx Olly) and realised that he reblogged quite a few images from here :D I dunno if he didn’t link the source because he’s lazy or because some people might think I’m a pedo (since you’re not allowed to find underage boys cute nowadays, even if it’s a totally asexual cuteness and you’re pretty young yourself) and he doesn’t want to be associated with this blog but however, just thought it was funny to stumble upon these pictures by accident :)
What else? Johan Palm:
August 12, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 2 Comments
Made by MotyPest, found via Pink Neptune
August 10, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 5 Comments
I want this really, really bad :3
August 9, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 1 Comment
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August 5, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 1 Comment
After beserking nearly skyclad on the Battlefield last month I thought it’s time for a more… queer outfit. It was a tough decisions since DICE just released a complete Knight outfight but I couldn’t resist when i saw these gayish pants ^.^ And I reached level 16 as you can see so I could finally upgrade my Blasting Strike, fun times ahead!

August 3, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 9 Comments
How do you celebrate Gay Pride in a country where everything seems to be achieved? The Stockholm Pride was held under the unusual motto “Hetero” (Straight) this year and was attracting 500.000 people. Queer anarchists were marching peacefully with Swedish Gay and Lesbian soldiers.

Same sex couples can marry in Sweden, they can adopt kids and are protected against discrimination by law. But that doesn’t mean the Pride Parade lost its political character in Stockholm. Unlike other parades it’s not just a big party but also a protest march for Gay rights all over the work. The hanging of Gay teenagers in Iran, the death of a transsexual activist in Venezuela and the killing of members of a Gay youth group in Israel are just a few examples pride participants are brining up to remind us that there is still a long way to go.
But they not only problems in the rest of the world are pointed out. The big topic that was discussed at different events over the Pride Week was heteronormativity and how it influences the Western culture an society and how it segregates Gays, Lesbians and Transsexuals even if they are equal by law.

The Parade itself was colourful and diverse as ever. More and more young people are participating every year and from pink vegetarians over queer goths to football stars like Victoria Svensson, every part of the community was represented. More than 700 volunteers were organising the Stockholm Pride, hosting events about heteronormativity but also about topics like clitoral sex or hate crimes against queer people. Bruce LaBruce’s Gay Vampire film
Otto was shown and Gay singers like Marc Almond were performing.
August 1, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 11 Comments
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Today is Lughnasadh, which is not only a Gaelic holiday (hence the song above), but also my birthday. And it was good fun so far :) The weather is great (thanks Freyr), we had Swedish cake (thanks Soja), I started to read a book about a Victorian teenage hottie (thanks Bibi) and my beloved glamour boy played something for me on his guitar and showed me his room which truly reflects his beautiful mind (thanks Koes <3!).
Swedish Cake ~ Confused Edition ;)
Speaking of Love: Did you ever have the feeling that someone is giving you so much but you don’t have anything to give back? That someone is so creative, interesting and wonderful while you’re just a boring, average someone? I never really felt like that before and I’m not sure how to handle these feelings. The thing is that he is not even someone I’d want to marry and such, he’s just someone who I think of as the person that could become one of the best friends I ever had and I’m scared as hell that he might get bored of me someday. Oh, well, I guess I should just try to enjoy his company here and now instead of thinking of what might happen one day xD

July 31, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 22 Comments
If you ever talked to me it’s very likely that I told you about how happy I am with Ipredator, the anonymous VPN (a secure, encrypted, private communication tunnel between two or more devices across the internet) I use to pirate Johan Palm Porn hide my IP from the rest of the world (and the wide web too). The only downside about it is that it costs € 5 per month and is still not open to the public.
Enter BlackVPN: They are free and they are having a beta test too, but it’s open for everyone. Just use the invite code “GetUp” to sign up and you’re ready to go. Setting the whole thing up is dead simple and after 5 minutes you’re set to surf the web without having to fear you get in trouble for downloading torrents or visiting sites like 12chan ;)
I don’t know the guys behind BlackVPN so I can’t tell how reliable the service is but like Pirate Bay’s Ipredator they promise that they don’t store any connection data – so even if any authority will ask them to identify a customer they couldn’t because they don’t have any logs to do so.
The cool thing about BlackVPN is that you can chose between different IP’s. One from the USA, one from the UK and one from the Netherlands (which seems to be Swedish actually). This means you can use services which are available in specific countries only, like BBC’s iPlayer in the UK or Hulu in the US.
July 28, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 3 Comments
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