November 13, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 4 Comments
Oh my fucking goodness, I’m so excited, you have no fucking clue haha xD I was browsing through a medieval music shop yesterday and stumbled upon Valravn (both albums are on Spotify), a Danish electro folk band. The cover looked neat, the description sounded interesting and when I read that my favourite band Omnia loves the music of Valravn I knew I had to try them. So I fired up Spotify and tuned in to their two albums and what can I say… I love *every single track* on them! Just wow! If you like me just a little bit you *have* to at least try them (click the MySpace link above) and if you like them please consider buying a CD! They’re on iTunes and 7digital.
The best thing about this is: I just checked their website and, I mean what were the odds!?, they are playing in my hometown tomorrow! I’ll so force Soja to go with me! Did I mention that I’m excited beyond words?
November 12, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 3 Comments
It’s time to use this place as what it was intended for: My personal collection of thoughts and updates for people who care about me. Both of them :D So expect more posts than I did so far. Mostly stuff happening in my online and offline life (nothing *too* personal since it’s still a public blog) and a random picture. Here we go:
I got my first cheques from my new job a while ago and now, three weeks later, they finally got credited to my bank account. So I ordered my new credit card since I need a new one for a new PayPal account (the other four accounts I had where all banned because they said I “sold adult pictures on milkboys.org”.). I couldn’t decide for one motif so I’ll ordered the vampire boy card for now (had to cut out the blood tho because they don’t allow “violent” pictures) and will order the colourful card as my second card later. Or should I take the world card?
Gosh, the ads on Spotify are so annoying. It’s just silly to listen to an über-evil dark electro band and after every three songs you hear some Swedish feel good pop ads! Argh! They are pretty smart ‘tho: If you turn down the volume level while the ad is playing it will just be paused until you turn up the volume again. Apropos: There is now a Spotify for films too in Sweden where you can watch thousands of films for free online. It’s called Voddler and is like Netflix streaming, just without paying for it. Just signed up for it, I love my Swedish IP :D
What else… I guess many of you noticed that Nibblebit, where many epheboblogs were hosted lately, now became the new Blogger rules-wise. They don’t allow *any* pictures of people under 18 anymore so I guess we can consider that idea dead. I was thinking about hosting some of the blogs from there but at the moment I tend to not doing it. It’s just too edgy and I don’t want to put the milkboys server at any risk. I do think that most of them should be legal but if we face the facts we have to admit that a fully clothed 17 year old in a “sexy pose” just is child porn nowadays. As sad as this is.
October 30, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 1 Comment
Just in time for Ha-Ha-Halloween I got a new dress (such a fashion fag) or my beloved Hero ;) May I introduce you to Ash, the pirate Knight? By the way: If you ever want to play with me: I spent most of my play time on the German Seaside Skirmish / Buccaneer Bay only server!
October 22, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 7 Comments
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Oh, hai! A quick status update for all who care! I feel great! I got the most amazing job (which I did for 2 years already but now I can actually live of it!), my friends are as sweet and nice as ever (you know who you are <3) and I also like how people read books they heard about on milkboys, just saw tweets from people reading Let the Right One in and Adrian Mayfield because of milkboys :). I also spoke to BLB, the director of Otto (that was random) and I’m not sure if I like him but it was an experience. I definitely prefer the warm & open-hearted kind of artists like Dennis Cooper ‘tho of course. I also have a new desktop and heaps of new stuff at we <3 it. By the way: Thanks for reading this blog, it means a lot that people care about stuff aside milkboys. Have a feel good picture with that 
September 17, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 7 Comments
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Wizard World
September 7, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 10 Comments
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I was in a bus from school with two girls. One gave me a cupcake which was delicious but obviously full of an aphrodisiac. I wanted to get fucked by one of the girls really bad. So we got out of the bus into the woods. We got naked and I was all excited but then I heard a voice coming out of the ground. I looked around and saw a cave in the ground with very strange people, looking like a mix of aliens and dinosaurs, painted red and black in it. They asked me to help them with their young ones. I realised (for some reason) that the whole cupcake/sex thing was just a conspiracy to get me into that cave, to these people.
It worked out in their favour. I ran away from the aliensaurs even if they were acting all friendly, I didn’t trust them. They were speaking in something that can hardly be described as a language. It was rather some kind of noise. But it made sense in my head. I ran until I met some Iroquois who asked me if I would allow them to fight against the aliensaurs. I agreed. Everyone was happy.
I walked on until I found a huge library (still under the ground, mind you). It was the private library of Terry Pratchett. I wasn’t surprised to see him. We talked about Dennis Cooper and how I know this incredible, creative, talented and sexy boy named Koes and that I think that Koes isn’t real but a creation of Dennis that was brought to life with an ancient ritual that involves a lot of blood and the castration of four boys by a witch (Mr Pratchett seemed honestly interested).
I promenaded through the library which was not only full of books but also different skeletons, strange living (?) animals, oddly stiff bodies and some very bizarre objects which made me feel uncomfortable just because of their geometry. I couldn’t help thinking about Lovecraft and was wondering if the Great Old Ones were real and If they have anything to do with these aliensaurs. It just seemed natural that gods could become real in a place like this.
I entered a room with a table, two men sitting at it, having cake, They were dressed like French noblemen of the 18th century. They asked me to join them and I did. In this moment I realised that I’m still naked and even had an erection but I wasn’t embarrassed and the two man didn’t seem to notice anything strange.
I talked about something with the men when I became aware of a boy who was in the same room. He was playing with a ball near a tree that was growing in the middle of the room. One of the men called him and he came to our table and with one of his fingers he was tasting some cream of one of the cakes. He was incredibly beautiful and scary at the same time.
His face was nearly white (I think he was wearing powder) but his cheeks had a soft red tone. He had long, white hair, bound to a braid with a black hair bow. Besides that he was completely naked. He must have been around 13. When he spoke to one of the men I heard his fragile silver voice. I couldn’t understand what he was saying but the man told him something about me. It seemed like that the boy noticed me only in this very moment. He was standing in front of me and touched my face, kissed my forehead and then he slapped me. I felt warm blood in my mouth and woke up.
August 19, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 3 Comments
Oh my green blossom, it’s so hot outside. I’ll go skinny dipping with Soja next Friday but besides that there’s hardly a way to avoid getting beat by the sun. Ugh. But I’ll try to enjoy it. Cold cake & milk and my Victorian hustler are definitely helpful. And being nekkid all day :p
Do you remember about darth hamster by the way? I blogged one of his videos at milkboys a while ago and was kinda surprised that I didn’t get angry mails from his mum (happens with nearly all YouTubers besides Joe). I found his tumblelog today (thx Olly) and realised that he reblogged quite a few images from here :D I dunno if he didn’t link the source because he’s lazy or because some people might think I’m a pedo (since you’re not allowed to find underage boys cute nowadays, even if it’s a totally asexual cuteness and you’re pretty young yourself) and he doesn’t want to be associated with this blog but however, just thought it was funny to stumble upon these pictures by accident :)
What else? Johan Palm:
August 1, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 11 Comments
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Today is Lughnasadh, which is not only a Gaelic holiday (hence the song above), but also my birthday. And it was good fun so far :) The weather is great (thanks Freyr), we had Swedish cake (thanks Soja), I started to read a book about a Victorian teenage hottie (thanks Bibi) and my beloved glamour boy played something for me on his guitar and showed me his room which truly reflects his beautiful mind (thanks Koes <3!).
Swedish Cake ~ Confused Edition ;)
Speaking of Love: Did you ever have the feeling that someone is giving you so much but you don’t have anything to give back? That someone is so creative, interesting and wonderful while you’re just a boring, average someone? I never really felt like that before and I’m not sure how to handle these feelings. The thing is that he is not even someone I’d want to marry and such, he’s just someone who I think of as the person that could become one of the best friends I ever had and I’m scared as hell that he might get bored of me someday. Oh, well, I guess I should just try to enjoy his company here and now instead of thinking of what might happen one day xD
July 25, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 6 Comments
I was skyping with donri (that super intelligent kid you might know from the milkchat) and his Swedish accent is the most adorable thing I heard in a good while <3 I’m also having a lot of fun with Joe on Skype lately, thanks Joe, you’re amazing beyond words. I hope you don’t read my blog ‘tho xD More amazing stuff? Listen to that! All songs recorded and performed by members of the milkboard!
July 2, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 1 Comment
So, 7ian asked about my time in the Waldorf school.
I hate to disappoint you but it was not really a Waldorf school, that name was just the easiest way to describe it xD It was a normal state school but with a few "extras". The teachers tried to find alternative ways to do classes. It’s a bit hard to describe that in short but the school, the teachers and the students were very open minded. I had a great time there (only two years sadly until we moved, it was my 5th and 6th grade so I was about 12/13 when I was there).
Classes were usually over at about 1 pm but we were hanging out in the school pretty much all day. You could do a good load of sports; I did street soccer, basketball, table tennis and table soccer (I was quite good at the latter! ^^,). We also had a school café (operated by the students) and various optional afternoon classes ranging from journalism to graffiti. But sometimes we just got to the next supermarket, bought a huge amount of sweets and sat down in the school garden and were just sunbathing and eating candy.
We were a class of 30 people (24 girls, 6 boys!) but as far as I can remember we didn’t split up into different crowds, something that I never experienced again after my time there.
We got pretty cocky after I while (like I mentioned before) because we felt like being more mature than the kids from other schools. We didn’t hang out only with classmates of the same gender, we didn’t laugh like little kids when someone brought up a topic like sexuality, we weren’t too ashamed to skinny dip together and so on.
I guess the wish to be different, to be something special was substantial for what we got into over time… we started to dress like Pippi Longstocking (well, some of the girls at least) and tried to fit into pretty much every cliché of hippies we could come up with. Childish? Sure. A bit embarrassing? Indeed. But it was still the best time of my life.
July 1, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 12 Comments
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…that’s all i feel at the moment. The last few days were pretty tough. Exams in college, hot weather and I got a wee bit sick *le sigh* Considering how tired I get because of this I should definitely never do any serious work. But it’s not like that would be a change of plans or something. “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” Right, Oscar.
So, since I’m too lazy to post anything of valuable information… is there something you wanna ask me? I’ll answer everything, whatever it is. That’s how desperate I am.
Photo by smashitup
June 21, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 2 Comments
I have no clue about what’s going on lately but Joe added me on Skype and Patrick followed me on Twitter. I wonder why. I mean if they plan to do some crazy coop they want me to blog about… they could just tell me. Aw, well I guess I should just stop being suspicious per se about everything social xD I mean it’s not liked I never talked to Joe or Patrick before it’s just that this was mostly small talk so far while the chat with Joe today was actually somehow personal and interesting. I won’t elaborate on that ‘tho. No, I didn’t see his wee kiwi ass but believe it or not, I do appreciate his creative mind too ;)
Doesn’t she just look like a female version of Joe? However, I’d hit it.
June 5, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 0 Comments
A face and a book. And a mouse.
I never really understood why people need social networks and I never used one besides GayRomeo (and even there I log in once every few months) but since this kitten I play Battlefield 1942 with nearly every day (yes, it’s actually her on that photo lol) asked me to sign up at Facebook so she can stalk me I eventually did it xD
I’ve added a few people I love but only one of them accepted my friend request so far. Dunno if they hate me or (more likely) don’t know who the person with this name is. However, if you think I like you really bad and should add you – let me know, k?
June 1, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 3 Comments
Thanks to Kloof, who posted this at the milkboard
The WGT is nearly over and the weather is pretty mixed, it’s mostly too cloudy to take good pictures so I decided to leave that part to others who can handle a camera better than me anyways :p The audience of the WGT seems to get younger again, that’s a good thing ‘cause that might mean that I’ll find some photos of cute goth boys ^.^
I wish I could describe our scene a bit more since it’s so different from the American gothic scene – people here who are goths are way older (many 30+) and not kiddies sitting in malls or on MySpace. That’s because many of the people in the German “dark” scene got into it way back in the 80’s and besides that the scene is more than just gothic and far away from what you guys in the states call just “scene” – it’s not a youth scene but a family and mixed into it are many very different styles like goths, dark folkers, cyber goths, new wavers, punks, industrials, metal heads and people from the medieval scene, role players, steam punkers and so on, it’s an amazing diversity and we’re proud of the fact that we got together so many different beings in one scene :)
May 26, 2009 - Posted by Josh - 7 Comments
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I always loved that image. It brings back so many memories of the time when I was in 5th grade and me and some friends (both male and female) from school had our Wicca / back to nature phase. Yeah, the Waldorf School made hippies out of us :p I guess we were pretty annoying brats for thinking we’re better than other kids who were ashamed of their bodies but we felt like we know everything of course, just your typical teenager, at least in that way. That’s where the name for the blog comes from by the way. Skyclad (or clad with the sky) is a Wiccan term for being free and naked.
And as the sign that ye are truly free
Ye shall be naked, both boys & girls
This shall last until the last of
your oppressors shall be dead.
